Papa Knows Everything T‑Shirt | Funny Dad or Grandpa Gift
Price range: $19.97 through $25.97
Every family has that one guy who holds all the answers to the universe. Whether it is fixing a carburetor, giving unsolicited driving directions, or explaining obscure history, Papa always has a response ready. And if he actually doesn’t know the answer? His imagination is way faster than a Google search.
Every family has that one guy who holds all the answers to the universe. Whether it is fixing a carburetor, giving unsolicited driving directions, or explaining obscure history, Papa always has a response ready. And if he actually doesn’t know the answer? His imagination is way faster than a Google search.
This Papa Knows Everything T-Shirt perfectly captures the hilarious reality of grandpa wisdom. The design features a bold, masculine layout with heavily distressed vintage typography that reads: “PAPA KNOWS EVERYTHING. IF HE DOESN’T KNOW, HE MAKES STUFF UP REALLY FAST”.
It is the perfect sarcastic gift to poke a little fun at the family storyteller who absolutely refuses to say “I don’t know.” Printed on premium cotton, it is comfortable enough for his afternoon naps and durable enough for his garage projects. Let him wear his “expertise” with pride.
The Classic Tee (Gildan 5000) for Men and Women
This product is printed on the Gildan 5000, a heavy cotton, Unisex classic-fit tee known for its durability and comfort.
- Brand: Gildan
- Model: 5000 Heavy Cotton™
- Fit: Classic Fit for Men and Women (Runs true to size)
- Material: 100% US Cotton*
- Fabric Weight: Medium (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²)
Key Features:
- Comfy & Durable: No side seams (tubular knit) means less fabric waste and a more attractive fit.
- Built to Last: Taped neck and shoulders for extra durability at stress points.
- Smooth Feel: Specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity.
- Ethical Sourcing: Made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
*Material Note: Fiber content may vary for different colors. Heather and Sport Grey colors usually contain polyester.
How to Find Your Perfect Fit
Pro Tip: Measure your own clothes, not your body!
- Step 1: Lay your favorite fitting t-shirt flat on a table.
- Step 2: Measure the Length (A) shoulder to hem.
- Step 3: Measure the Width (B) armpit to armpit.
- Step 4: Compare to the numbers below.
Note: Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
| INCHES | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| METRIC | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
To ensure your custom print lasts a lifetime, please follow these simple care instructions.
Washing inside-out is the most important step!
- Machine Wash Cold
Turn inside-out. Use a gentle cycle with mild detergent. - No Bleach
Avoid bleach and fabric softeners, as they can break down the ink. - Tumble Dry Low
Low heat is best. Hang-dry works even better for longevity. - Do Not Iron Print
Cool iron inside-out if needed. Never iron directly on the design.
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