Feeling Under Par T-Shirt | Funny Golf Pun & Sick Day Excuse – Unisex Fit

$25.00

The only kind of “sick” that requires 18 holes of treatment. This Feeling Under Par T-Shirt is the perfect excuse for skipping work to hit the links.

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In the medical world, “feeling under par” means you should stay in bed. in the golfing world, it means you are having the game of your life. This Feeling Under Par T-Shirt takes advantage of that confusion to give you the ultimate alibi.

Featuring a silhouette of a golfer in mid-swing and a ball on the tee, the text reads: “Can’t Work Today, I’m Feeling A Little Under Par”. It is the essential wardrobe staple for the employee who believes that a bad day at the golf course is still better than a good day at the office.

The Classic Tee (Gildan 5000) for Men and Women

This product is printed on the Gildan 5000, a heavy cotton, Unisex classic-fit tee known for its durability and comfort.

  • Brand: Gildan
  • Model: 5000 Heavy Cotton™
  • Fit: Classic Fit for Men and Women (Runs true to size)
  • Material: 100% US Cotton*
  • Fabric Weight: Medium (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²)

Key Features:

  • Comfy & Durable: No side seams (tubular knit) means less fabric waste and a more attractive fit.
  • Built to Last: Taped neck and shoulders for extra durability at stress points.
  • Smooth Feel: Specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity.
  • Ethical Sourcing: Made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol.

*Material Note: Fiber content may vary for different colors. Heather and Sport Grey colors usually contain polyester.

Gildan 5000 Size chart guideHow to Find Your Perfect Fit

Pro Tip: Measure your own clothes, not your body!

  • Step 1: Lay your favorite fitting t-shirt flat on a table.
  • Step 2: Measure the Length (A) shoulder to hem.
  • Step 3: Measure the Width (B) armpit to armpit.
  • Step 4: Compare to the numbers below.

Note: Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

INCHES S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
METRIC S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50

To ensure your custom print lasts a lifetime, please follow these simple care instructions.

Washing inside-out is the most important step!

  • Machine Wash Cold
    Turn inside-out. Use a gentle cycle with mild detergent.
  • No Bleach
    Avoid bleach and fabric softeners, as they can break down the ink.
  • Tumble Dry Low
    Low heat is best. Hang-dry works even better for longevity.
  • Do Not Iron Print
    Cool iron inside-out if needed. Never iron directly on the design.

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