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I Just Want To Drink Coffee And Pet My Dog T-Shirt | Funny Dog Mom Gift – Unisex Fit

Price range: $19.97 through $25.97

Priorities sorted. This Drink Coffee And Pet My Dog T-Shirt outlines the only two activities on today’s schedule.

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Why complicate life with social obligations when you have caffeine and a canine? This I just Want To Drink Coffee And Pet My Dog T-Shirt is the perfect uniform for Saturday mornings, lazy Sundays, or any day you just want to stay cozy.

The design features a playful mix of script and bold typography with cute accents (check out the heart over the “i”). It captures the simple, perfect happiness of a warm mug and a wagging tail. It makes a fantastic gift for Dog Moms, coffee addicts, and anyone who believes that dogs are better conversationalists than humans.

The Classic Tee for Men and Women

Our signature heavyweight, unisex classic-fit tee is crafted for durability, structure, and all-day comfort.

  • Brand: Laughing Designs
  • Style: Signature Classic Heavyweight Crewneck
  • Fit: Unisex Classic Fit (Runs true to size)
  • Material: 100% US Cotton*
  • Fabric Weight: Medium (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²)

Key Features:

  • Custom Neck Label: Features our printed Laughing Designs inner collar branding for a premium, tagless feel.
  • Comfy & Durable: Seamless tubular knit body means no itchy side seams and a clean, comfortable drape.
  • Built to Last: Reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder taping strengthens key stress points to prevent stretching out.
  • Vivid Print Clarity: Tight-weave spun fibers provide a flat, smooth surface for high-definition graphic prints.
  • Ethical Sourcing: Crafted with 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton supporting sustainable farming protocols.

*Material Note: Fiber content may vary slightly by colorway. Heather and Sport Grey blends contain a small percentage of polyester for strength and texture.

Gildan 5000 Size chart guideHow to Find Your Perfect Fit

Pro Tip: Measure your own clothes, not your body!

  • Step 1: Lay your favorite fitting t-shirt flat on a table.
  • Step 2: Measure the Length (A) shoulder to hem.
  • Step 3: Measure the Width (B) armpit to armpit.
  • Step 4: Compare to the numbers below.

Note: Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

INCHES S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
METRIC S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50

To ensure your custom print lasts a lifetime, please follow these simple care instructions.

Washing inside-out is the most important step!

  • Machine Wash Cold
    Turn inside-out. Use a gentle cycle with mild detergent.
  • No Bleach
    Avoid bleach and fabric softeners, as they can break down the ink.
  • Tumble Dry Low
    Low heat is best. Hang-dry works even better for longevity.
  • Do Not Iron Print
    Cool iron inside-out if needed. Never iron directly on the design.

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