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Earth is disappointing. This Ew, People T-Shirt features a visitor who wants to leave immediately.
The experiment was a total failure. This I Tried To Be Normal Once T-Shirt is for anyone who prefers to be their quirky self.
Instructions included. This Hug Me T-Shirt is for the person who needs a little extra love today (and isn’t afraid to ask for it).
It happened faster than an Amazon Prime delivery. This I Thought Getting Old Would Take Longer T-Shirt is for everyone wondering where the last two decades went.
The only arithmetic that matters. This I Hate Math But I Love Counting Money T-Shirt sets your financial priorities straight.
A sobriety test you can wear. This You Might Be Drunk T-Shirt comes pre-blurred for your convenience.
I heard you, but the answer is still negative. This Yea, No T-Shirt is the most polite way to say “absolutely not.”
You aren’t ignoring your text messages; you are trapped in an alternate dimension full of flickering lights and 80s nostalgia. This Stuck In The Upside Down T-Shirt is the perfect way to decline social invitations so you can finish your latest binge-watch session. The design features the text “Sorry I Can’t. I’m Stuck In The…”…
Priorities sorted. This Drink Coffee And Pet My Dog T-Shirt outlines the only two activities on today’s schedule.
It isn’t an opinion; it’s a scientific fact. This Life Is Better With A Dog T-Shirt states the simple truth about where true happiness comes from.
Forget the satellite signal. This I Am Here T-Shirt is the most accurate location data available.
The saddest three words in the English language. This No Fishing Today T-Shirt captures the heartbreak of being forced to stay on dry land.