Funny Quotes T-Shirts

Speak your mind without saying a word. Our text-based tees feature the sarcasm, wit, and dry humor you wish you were brave enough to say out loud.

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I’m Holding A Beer So Yeah I’m Pretty Busy T-Shirt | Funny Drinking Gift – Unisex Fit
$25.00
Current status: Occupied. This I’m Holding A Beer T-Shirt is the ultimate excuse for getting out of chores, errands, and social obligations.

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Busy Doing Nothing T-Shirt | Funny Lazy Quote Gift – Unisex Fit
$25.00
Please do not disturb. This Busy Doing Nothing T-Shirt is the official uniform for anyone who has turned relaxation into a full-time job.

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Sorry I Can’t I’m Stuck In The Upside Down T-Shirt | Funny Sci-Fi Parody Gift – Unisex Fit
$25.00
You aren’t ignoring your text messages; you are trapped in an alternate dimension full of flickering lights and 80s nostalgia. This Stuck In The Upside Down T-Shirt is the perfect way to decline social invitations so you can finish your latest binge-watch session. The design features the text “Sorry I Can’t. I’m Stuck In The…”…

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I Just Want To Drink Coffee And Pet My Dog T-Shirt | Funny Dog Mom Gift – Unisex Fit
$25.00
Priorities sorted. This Drink Coffee And Pet My Dog T-Shirt outlines the only two activities on today’s schedule.

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Life Is Better With A Dog T-Shirt | Cute Dog Lover Gift – Unisex Fit
$25.00
It isn’t an opinion; it’s a scientific fact. This Life Is Better With A Dog T-Shirt states the simple truth about where true happiness comes from.

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Not Bossy Just Aggressively Helpful Retro T-Shirt | Groovy 70s Style Tee – Unisex Fit
$25.00
Channel that vintage leadership energy. This Retro Bossy Just Aggressively Helpful Retro T-Shirt features a warm, groovy 70s design for the person who is always right.

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Not Bossy Just Aggressively Helpful T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Leadership Gift – Unisex Fit
$25.00
It isn’t control; it’s enthusiasm. This Not Bossy Just Aggressively Helpful T-Shirt redefines your leadership style for the ungrateful masses.

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Social Battery 1% T-Shirt | Funny Introvert & Low Energy Meme Gift – Unisex Fit
$25.00
Warning: System shutting down. This Social Battery 1% T-Shirt is the polite way to tell everyone you are done talking for the day.

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I Am Here T-Shirt | Funny GPS Map Pin Parody – Unisex Fit
$25.00
Forget the satellite signal. This I Am Here T-Shirt is the most accurate location data available.

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Eat Sleep Golf Repeat T-Shirt | Funny Golfer Gift & Retro Sports Tee – Unisex Fit
$25.00
The perfect schedule does exist. This Eat Sleep Golf Repeat T-Shirt outlines the only four activities that truly matter.

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Feeling Under Par T-Shirt | Funny Golf Pun & Sick Day Excuse – Unisex Fit
$25.00
The only kind of “sick” that requires 18 holes of treatment. This Feeling Under Par T-Shirt is the perfect excuse for skipping work to hit the links.

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Funny New Year’s Resolution T-Shirt | “Set Realistic Goals” Checklist – Unisex Fit
$25.00
Finally, a list you can actually stick to. This Funny New Year’s Resolution T-Shirt celebrates the art of setting the bar comfortably low.

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New Year Grab Your Beer T-Shirt | Funny NYE Beer Party Tee – Unisex Fit
$25.00
Resolutions can wait until tomorrow. This New Year Grab Your Beer T-Shirt is the official uniform for the NYE countdown crew.

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I’m Not Bossy T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Leadership Quote – Unisex Fit
$25.00
It isn’t micromanaging; it’s just helpful direction. This I’m Not Bossy T-Shirt clears up the misunderstanding about who is actually in charge.

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Brain Loading T-Shirt | Funny Geek & Gamer Tee – Unisex Fit
$25.00
System update in progress. This Brain Loading T-Shirt explains exactly why you are staring blankly into space right now.

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Funny Beer T-Shirt | “Nothing Like A Nice Cold Beer” Quote – Unisex Fit
$25.00
The law of diminishing returns does not apply here. This Funny Beer T-Shirt states the only fact that really matters at happy hour.

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