Dad The Man Who Has Everything Except Hair T-Shirt | Funny Bald Dad Gift
$25.00
He’s got the wisdom, the family, and the trophies… he’s just missing the follicles. This Dad The Man Who Has Everything Except Hair T-Shirt is the ultimate truth-teller for his Birthday or Father’s Day.
You can’t have it all. Specifically, you can’t have a perfect life and a perfect hairline. This Dad The Man Who Has Everything Except Hair T-Shirt celebrates the father who has reached peak success, even if his forehead has expanded a bit to accommodate all that brainpower.
Featuring a vintage athletic design with trophies and lightning bolts, this tee turns a receding hairline into a badge of honor. It’s the perfect way to remind Dad that hair is just a distraction from his greatness (and that he saves a fortune on shampoo).
The Classic Tee (Gildan 5000) for Men and Women
This product is printed on the Gildan 5000, a heavy cotton, Unisex classic-fit tee known for its durability and comfort.
- Brand: Gildan
- Model: 5000 Heavy Cotton™
- Fit: Classic Fit for Men and Women (Runs true to size)
- Material: 100% US Cotton*
- Fabric Weight: Medium (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²)
Key Features:
- Comfy & Durable: No side seams (tubular knit) means less fabric waste and a more attractive fit.
- Built to Last: Taped neck and shoulders for extra durability at stress points.
- Smooth Feel: Specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity.
- Ethical Sourcing: Made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
*Material Note: Fiber content may vary for different colors. Heather and Sport Grey colors usually contain polyester.
How to Find Your Perfect Fit
Pro Tip: Measure your own clothes, not your body!
- Step 1: Lay your favorite fitting t-shirt flat on a table.
- Step 2: Measure the Length (A) shoulder to hem.
- Step 3: Measure the Width (B) armpit to armpit.
- Step 4: Compare to the numbers below.
Note: Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
| INCHES | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| METRIC | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
To ensure your custom print lasts a lifetime, please follow these simple care instructions.
Washing inside-out is the most important step!
- Machine Wash Cold
Turn inside-out. Use a gentle cycle with mild detergent. - No Bleach
Avoid bleach and fabric softeners, as they can break down the ink. - Tumble Dry Low
Low heat is best. Hang-dry works even better for longevity. - Do Not Iron Print
Cool iron inside-out if needed. Never iron directly on the design.
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