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I Thought Getting Old Would Take Longer T-Shirt | Funny Over The Hill Birthday Gift – Unisex Fit

Original price was: $25.00.Current price is: $22.50.

It happened faster than an Amazon Prime delivery. This I Thought Getting Old Would Take Longer T-Shirt is for everyone wondering where the last two decades went.

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Remember when you could stay up past 10 PM without needing three days to recover? Neither do we. This I Thought Getting Old Would Take Longer T-Shirt captures the universal shock of waking up and realizing your “check engine light” is officially on.

The design features crisp, bold typography that commands attention—no reading glasses required that delivers a hard truth with a heavy dose of humor. It is the perfect gag gift for milestone birthdays, retirement parties, or for anyone whose back goes out more often than they do.

The Classic Tee (Gildan 5000) for Men and Women

This product is printed on the Gildan 5000, a heavy cotton, Unisex classic-fit tee known for its durability and comfort.

  • Brand: Gildan
  • Model: 5000 Heavy Cotton™
  • Fit: Classic Fit for Men and Women (Runs true to size)
  • Material: 100% US Cotton*
  • Fabric Weight: Medium (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²)

Key Features:

  • Comfy & Durable: No side seams (tubular knit) means less fabric waste and a more attractive fit.
  • Built to Last: Taped neck and shoulders for extra durability at stress points.
  • Smooth Feel: Specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity.
  • Ethical Sourcing: Made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol.

*Material Note: Fiber content may vary for different colors. Heather and Sport Grey colors usually contain polyester.

Gildan 5000 Size chart guideHow to Find Your Perfect Fit

Pro Tip: Measure your own clothes, not your body!

  • Step 1: Lay your favorite fitting t-shirt flat on a table.
  • Step 2: Measure the Length (A) shoulder to hem.
  • Step 3: Measure the Width (B) armpit to armpit.
  • Step 4: Compare to the numbers below.

Note: Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

INCHES S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
METRIC S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50

To ensure your custom print lasts a lifetime, please follow these simple care instructions.

Washing inside-out is the most important step!

  • Machine Wash Cold
    Turn inside-out. Use a gentle cycle with mild detergent.
  • No Bleach
    Avoid bleach and fabric softeners, as they can break down the ink.
  • Tumble Dry Low
    Low heat is best. Hang-dry works even better for longevity.
  • Do Not Iron Print
    Cool iron inside-out if needed. Never iron directly on the design.

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