I Talk To Myself T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Expert Advice Tee – Unisex Fit
$25.00
Why ask for a second opinion when you are always right? This I Talk To Myself T-Shirt explains exactly why you hold staff meetings with yourself.
Some people call it “muttering crazy things,” but you call it “consulting the board of directors.” This I Talk To Myself T-Shirt is the ultimate defense for those moments when you are caught having a spirited debate with the only person who actually gets it—you.
The design features the bold declaration: “Of Course I Talk To Myself, Sometimes I Need Expert Advice”. It is the perfect wardrobe addition for introverts, geniuses, and anyone who realizes that the smartest person in the room is usually wearing their shoes.
The Classic Tee (Gildan 5000) for Men and Women
This product is printed on the Gildan 5000, a heavy cotton, Unisex classic-fit tee known for its durability and comfort.
- Brand: Gildan
- Model: 5000 Heavy Cotton™
- Fit: Classic Fit for Men and Women (Runs true to size)
- Material: 100% US Cotton*
- Fabric Weight: Medium (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²)
Key Features:
- Comfy & Durable: No side seams (tubular knit) means less fabric waste and a more attractive fit.
- Built to Last: Taped neck and shoulders for extra durability at stress points.
- Smooth Feel: Specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity.
- Ethical Sourcing: Made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
*Material Note: Fiber content may vary for different colors. Heather and Sport Grey colors usually contain polyester.
How to Find Your Perfect Fit
Pro Tip: Measure your own clothes, not your body!
- Step 1: Lay your favorite fitting t-shirt flat on a table.
- Step 2: Measure the Length (A) shoulder to hem.
- Step 3: Measure the Width (B) armpit to armpit.
- Step 4: Compare to the numbers below.
Note: Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
| INCHES | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| METRIC | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
To ensure your custom print lasts a lifetime, please follow these simple care instructions.
Washing inside-out is the most important step!
- Machine Wash Cold
Turn inside-out. Use a gentle cycle with mild detergent. - No Bleach
Avoid bleach and fabric softeners, as they can break down the ink. - Tumble Dry Low
Low heat is best. Hang-dry works even better for longevity. - Do Not Iron Print
Cool iron inside-out if needed. Never iron directly on the design.














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