Ew, People Alien T-Shirt | Funny Sci-Fi & UFO Gift – Unisex Fit
Original price was: $25.00.$22.50Current price is: $22.50.
Earth is disappointing. This Ew, People T-Shirt features a visitor who wants to leave immediately.
Intelligent life came to Earth, took one look around, and said: “Ew.” This Ew, People Alien T-Shirt captures the exact moment the mothership decided to turn back around and leave.
The design features a green alien peeking over a ledge, judging the human race with a blunt speech bubble that reads “EW, PEOPLE”. It is a hilarious, direct message for anyone who believes the best thing about Earth is leaving it.
The Classic Tee (Gildan 5000) for Men and Women
This product is printed on the Gildan 5000, a heavy cotton, Unisex classic-fit tee known for its durability and comfort.
- Brand: Gildan
- Model: 5000 Heavy Cotton™
- Fit: Classic Fit for Men and Women (Runs true to size)
- Material: 100% US Cotton*
- Fabric Weight: Medium (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²)
Key Features:
- Comfy & Durable: No side seams (tubular knit) means less fabric waste and a more attractive fit.
- Built to Last: Taped neck and shoulders for extra durability at stress points.
- Smooth Feel: Specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity.
- Ethical Sourcing: Made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
*Material Note: Fiber content may vary for different colors. Heather and Sport Grey colors usually contain polyester.
How to Find Your Perfect Fit
Pro Tip: Measure your own clothes, not your body!
- Step 1: Lay your favorite fitting t-shirt flat on a table.
- Step 2: Measure the Length (A) shoulder to hem.
- Step 3: Measure the Width (B) armpit to armpit.
- Step 4: Compare to the numbers below.
Note: Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
| INCHES | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| METRIC | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
To ensure your custom print lasts a lifetime, please follow these simple care instructions.
Washing inside-out is the most important step!
- Machine Wash Cold
Turn inside-out. Use a gentle cycle with mild detergent. - No Bleach
Avoid bleach and fabric softeners, as they can break down the ink. - Tumble Dry Low
Low heat is best. Hang-dry works even better for longevity. - Do Not Iron Print
Cool iron inside-out if needed. Never iron directly on the design.
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