No Fishing Today T-Shirt | Funny Sad Angler Tee – Unisex Fit
Price range: $19.97 through $25.97
The saddest three words in the English language. This No Fishing Today T-Shirt captures the heartbreak of being forced to stay on dry land.
We all know the feeling. Maybe the weather turned, maybe the boss called, or maybe the “Honey-Do” list just got three pages longer. This No Fishing Today T-Shirt is a tribute to those dark days when you have to be a responsible adult instead of a master angler.
Featuring a distressed vintage design, the graphic shows a dejected fisherman trudging away with his rod over his shoulder and an empty bucket. It is the perfect way to mourn the lost catch and remind everyone that your presence here is entirely against your will.
The Classic Tee for Men and Women
Our signature heavyweight, unisex classic-fit tee is crafted for durability, structure, and all-day comfort.
- Brand: Laughing Designs
- Style: Signature Classic Heavyweight Crewneck
- Fit: Unisex Classic Fit (Runs true to size)
- Material: 100% US Cotton*
- Fabric Weight: Medium (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²)
Key Features:
- Custom Neck Label: Features our printed Laughing Designs inner collar branding for a premium, tagless feel.
- Comfy & Durable: Seamless tubular knit body means no itchy side seams and a clean, comfortable drape.
- Built to Last: Reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder taping strengthens key stress points to prevent stretching out.
- Vivid Print Clarity: Tight-weave spun fibers provide a flat, smooth surface for high-definition graphic prints.
- Ethical Sourcing: Crafted with 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton supporting sustainable farming protocols.
*Material Note: Fiber content may vary slightly by colorway. Heather and Sport Grey blends contain a small percentage of polyester for strength and texture.
How to Find Your Perfect Fit
Pro Tip: Measure your own clothes, not your body!
- Step 1: Lay your favorite fitting t-shirt flat on a table.
- Step 2: Measure the Length (A) shoulder to hem.
- Step 3: Measure the Width (B) armpit to armpit.
- Step 4: Compare to the numbers below.
Note: Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
| INCHES | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| METRIC | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
To ensure your custom print lasts a lifetime, please follow these simple care instructions.
Washing inside-out is the most important step!
- Machine Wash Cold
Turn inside-out. Use a gentle cycle with mild detergent. - No Bleach
Avoid bleach and fabric softeners, as they can break down the ink. - Tumble Dry Low
Low heat is best. Hang-dry works even better for longevity. - Do Not Iron Print
Cool iron inside-out if needed. Never iron directly on the design.
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