Half Human Half Coffee T-Shirt, Retro Cartoon Caffeine Tee
Price range: $19.97 through $25.97
Scientifically proven to be at least fifty percent espresso at any given moment. Our Half Human Half Coffee T-Shirt brings vintage 1930s animation charm to your daily caffeine addiction.
Water may make up most of the human body, but anyone trying to get through a workday knows that number is heavily skewed toward dark roast. Whether you are stumbling toward your kitchen brewer, waiting in line at the drive-thru, or powering through your third cold brew before noon, our Half Human Half Coffee T-Shirt gives honest credit to the liquid fuel keeping you upright.
The design features a vintage rubber-hose cartoon coffee cup strutting with a happy grin and classic white gloves, framed by groovy retro arched lettering declaring “HALF HUMAN” above and “HALF COFFEE” below. The nostalgic, warm brown ink layout delivers a charming, throwback aesthetic that makes it the ultimate uniform for coffee shop enthusiasts, baristas, and certified caffeine fiends.
Product Features & Fit:
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Premium Fabric: Crafted from soft, 100% ring-spun cotton that feels substantial, durable, and comfortable with zero thin, see-through fabric.
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Fit & Style: Classic unisex regular fit that runs true to size, offering a clean, relaxed silhouette for daily wear.
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Durable Construction: Features a flexible ribbed crew neckline, seamless tubular body, and reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder taping that holds its shape wash after wash.
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Versatile Occasions: The perfect outfit for morning coffee runs, weekend brunch, casual workdays, or as a witty gift for baristas, coworkers, and unapologetic caffeine addicts.
The Classic Tee for Men and Women
Our signature heavyweight, unisex classic-fit tee is crafted for durability, structure, and all-day comfort.
- Brand: Laughing Designs
- Style: Signature Classic Heavyweight Crewneck
- Fit: Unisex Classic Fit (Runs true to size)
- Material: 100% US Cotton*
- Fabric Weight: Medium (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²)
Key Features:
- Custom Neck Label: Features our printed Laughing Designs inner collar branding for a premium, tagless feel.
- Comfy & Durable: Seamless tubular knit body means no itchy side seams and a clean, comfortable drape.
- Built to Last: Reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder taping strengthens key stress points to prevent stretching out.
- Vivid Print Clarity: Tight-weave spun fibers provide a flat, smooth surface for high-definition graphic prints.
- Ethical Sourcing: Crafted with 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton supporting sustainable farming protocols.
*Material Note: Fiber content may vary slightly by colorway. Heather and Sport Grey blends contain a small percentage of polyester for strength and texture.
How to Find Your Perfect Fit
Pro Tip: Measure your own clothes, not your body!
- Step 1: Lay your favorite fitting t-shirt flat on a table.
- Step 2: Measure the Length (A) shoulder to hem.
- Step 3: Measure the Width (B) armpit to armpit.
- Step 4: Compare to the numbers below.
Note: Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
| INCHES | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| METRIC | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
To ensure your custom print lasts a lifetime, please follow these simple care instructions.
Washing inside-out is the most important step!
- Machine Wash Cold
Turn inside-out. Use a gentle cycle with mild detergent. - No Bleach
Avoid bleach and fabric softeners, as they can break down the ink. - Tumble Dry Low
Low heat is best. Hang-dry works even better for longevity. - Do Not Iron Print
Cool iron inside-out if needed. Never iron directly on the design.
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